Thursday, June 6, 2013

Miami Art Museum Closes; Reopens in December as Perez Art Museum Miami

The last official day of the Miami Art Museum was June 3, 2013.  For over fifteen years MAM has been located at the downtown Miami-Dade Cultural Center. Before this institution was renamed MAM and announced its plans to begin a permanent collection of art, it was known as the Center for the Fine Arts (CFA) at the same location.  How things change when time passes in the Magic City. In December 2013, concurrent with Art Basel Miami Beach 2013, this museum will reopen with yet another new name as well as in a new location.  Perez Art Museum Miami will open its doors this December in a new, state-of-the-art facility further downtown at the bayfront Museum Park.  For more updates, check www.miamiartmuseum.org

On Saturday, June 1, 2013, so glad I was able to catch "Frames of Reference: Latin American Art from the Jorge M. Perez Collection," at Miami Art Museum, before this exhibit came down, as well as to see one last time "New Work Miami 2013." Want to say how pleased I was to purchase a copy of the handsome catalog for the Perez exhibit. It's beautifully illustrated.  Additionally, I've been thoroughly enjoying the elegant and insightful essay catalog essay, "Collecting Moments: Unraveling Stories from the Jorge M. Perez Collection of Latin American Art" by my dear artcentric friend, Elizabeth Cerejido. Quite sure that I will read it more than once! Also found in the catalog "History and Heritage: A conversation between Jorge M. Perez and Tobias Ostrander" so instructive and informative that at times I felt as if I were reading a textbook. The text of this conversation, indeed the catalog and show, brought back memories I have of The Miami Herald story I wrote about the Perez collection, in which Perez told me about how much he loved Impressionism in addition of course to Latin American art, so I thought I would post that today on my blog. That story is part of a Herald series I wrote called "Profiles in Collecting."

FIRST THINGS FIRST:  MORE VISUAL ARTS NEWS CONNECTED TO MIAMI

This just in from another dear artcentric friend, Asser Saint-Val. The "International Biennale Artists Exhibition Miami" runs June 6 to 14, 2013. Theme is "Coexistence of Traditional and Modern Values in Contemporary Society." Venue is Miami Iron Side, Main Gallery, 7600 NE 4th Ct., Miami, Florida 33138.  Opening reception is TONIGHT, June 6, from 7 to 10 p.m. There's an auction on Thursday, June 13, 6 to 10 p.m., which benefits Art and Entertainment Council of the City of Miami. Info I received says to please RSVP to IBAEM20013@gmail.com  and that this is endorsed by the City of Miami. Valet parking available.

Yesterday I was delighted to visit this exhibit in the Design District, "DIRT Yuta Suelo Udongo Te," curated by Broward County visual artist Onajide Shabaka. Venue is Spear Building, 3815 NE Miami Court, Miami Design District, Miami 33137. Although it's been on view since June 1, the actual opening reception is June 8, 2013, 7-9 p.m. on the Second Saturday Art Walk. It's up through June 28, 2013. Must say I was quite impressed by the innovative yet down-to-earth (yes, pun is VERY much intended!) concept of this show and how that concept was thoughtfully executed. Here's some text from the press release:  "Statements about life, death, history and the ephemerality of it all are loaded with symbolic baggage before you do anything with them.  Visual artist and curator Onajide Shabaka invited artists to take up the challenge and investigate various aspects of dirt, and certainly not all on the physical level."

Here's what the press release says about participating artists: Dona Altemus - mixed media (Miami), Edouard Duval-Carrie - painting (Haiti/Miami), Robert Chambers - mixed media (Miami/Denmark), William Cordova - mixed media (Miami), Veronica Scharf Garcia - ceramics, sculpture (W. Palm Beach), Mark Hahn - photography (Arizona), Alette Simmons-Jimenez - mixed media (Miami), Lori Nozick - sculpture (Miami), Kim Nicolini - photography, drawing (Miami), David Rohn - photography, performance (Miami), Onajide Shabaka - mixed media, drawing (Fort Lauderdale), Jovan Karlo Villalba - painting, sculpture (Miami), Debra Wilk - poetry (Sanford)

KUDOS to Onajide Shabaka for taking the initiative to organize this exhibit and KUDOS to the Design District for supporting his efforts by providing a venue. Exhibit open weekdays Tuesday, Friday, and Saturday noon to 6 p.m. or by appointment. Contact Onajide Shabaka, editor@miamiartexchange.com or Twitter: @onajide

Not on assignment: I recently returned from Ecuador, visiting Quito and Cuenca. How interesting to realize that even there, we do live in such a small world, as someone I admire very much recently reminded me. Saw the remarkable installation, located in its own building, "Chapel of Man" by late Ecuador artist Oswaldo Guayasamin. As I recall, support for the "Chapel of Man" was provided by many funders including the governments of Chile and Cuba, as well as Florida Atlantic University. Also saw this artist's home and thoroughly stunning art collection, which I understand has been on view to the public only for the past five months.


AN INDELIBLE IMPRESSION copyright by Elisa Turner from The Miami Herald, Sunday, April 28,  2002

Profiles in Collecting
Name:  Jorge Perez
Profession:  Developer and CEO of The Related Group of Florida, a real estate development company
Focus:  Latin American Art
First Purchase:  Lithograph by Joan Miro
Most Recent Purchases:  Sculpture by Edouard Duval-Carrie of Miami and painting by Francisco Toledo of Mexico
Tip:  Don't try to start out with costly masters.  Ask the better dealers in Miami for information on new, up-and-coming artists and then meet them.

Jorge Perez admits he is afflicted with long-lasting Monet envy, yet the confession seems so out of character.

Perez has amassed an outstanding collection of Latin American art in his Coconut Grove home, a three-story Mediterranean-styled villa painted the color of mango sorbet.  And while it offers spectacular views of Biscayne Bay, those views can't compete with the art that's everywhere inside, from new work by rising stars to glowing paintings by such masters as Wifredo Lam and Diego Rivera.

There's a Jose Bedia and a Botero by the front door.  Further inside is a sassy mock Botero portrait of Perez and Darlene, his wife, smiling and uncharacteristically corpulent.  A present for their wedding last year, this one hangs above the treadmill in their exercise room.

And still, says Perez, his ultimate collector's fantasy would transport him to a lush garden in Giverny, France.

"Would I have liked to throw away the whole Latin American concept if I had billions of dollars and dedicate myself to being an Impressionist collector, which is the period I love most? And fill my house with Monet, who is probably my favorite artist?" he asks. "Yes."

So far it's been a dream too big for this extraordinarily successful South Florida developer, known for revitalizing downtown areas.  In recent years his company, The Related Group of Florida, has moved into the luxury condo market, posting revenues of $400 million in 1999.  That led Miami Business magazine to name him Business Leader of the Year in 2001.

And with that success has come the means to buy art in abundance.

"It's one of the most substantial collections of Latin American art in Miami," says Suzanne Delehanty, director of the Miami Art Museum, where Perez has been a board member since the early 1990s.  "He's so enthusiastic about putting it together.  It's a creative calling, and he has great respect for the historic origins of Latin American art."

EARLY EXPOSURE

An early exposure to art may explain his Monet-driven dream.  This passion for Impressionism is not so strange when you learn that Perez came to art early, and that it was filtered through a distinctly Latin American lens.

Born to Cuban parents, Perez spent his early childhood in Buenos Aires, where he grew up "around art and people who talked about art."

His bookish mother talked to him about her favorite artists, Rivera and Frida Kahlo, as well as others less famous but more influenced by the French.

"A lot of South American countries, especially Argentina and Uruguay, kept close ties with Europe," Perez says.  "And in the 1940s and 1950s they were still doing a lot of very fine Impressionism."

Historical connections like these weave through the art in his home, and Perez clearly relishes the fact that they suggest stories of creative young ambition.  A gem usually found in the family's formal living room is Matta's first oil painting, made in Paris in 1938 and currently on loan to the Matta survey at MAM.  Perez learned of its historic significance when MAM curator Lorie Mertes connected the piece with research for the museum's exhibit.

Also in the room  is an early, pivotal 1936 Lam painting, a cityscape glimpsed from a balcony and done in modulated shades of blue with Moorish flourishes.

Titled "The Window," the painting is a testament to Lam's early fascination with Matisse.

"I just love that Lam period when he was in Europe, the same way I love the Diego Rivera period when he was there," Perez says, gesturing toward a 1908 still life by Rivera, with fruit nestled among indigo shadows of white cloth.

"That piece," he exults, "is pure Cezanne."

HUGE COLLECTION

A restless man who moves with the lithe step of a tennis player, Perez points out a tiny Surrealist treasure by Remedios Varo in the library as he tries to power-walk a visitor through a tour of all the art in his home.  But it's impossible to see everything in one visit.

At the top of a stairway is a classic masterwork of geometric design by Joaquin Torres-Garcia of Uruguay.  In horizontal bands of gray and pinkish terra cotta, the painting lays out the influential vocabulary of Torres-Garcia's Constructive Universalism.  The artist developed it in the 1930s by fusing a dynamic range of sources, from Cubism to pre-Columbian art, and it reflects his own respect for Latin America's indigenous cultures.

Perez also owns sculpture by one of Torres-Garcia's best-known students, Gonzalo Fonseca.

"This is a little jewel," he says, gingerly lifting a Plexiglas case from a miniature ceramic obelisk by Fonseca that's displayed on a table in the foyer.

It was made in 1963 Paris, with resolute disregard for Pop Art's cheeky twists. Instead it carries a primeval aura, as if pulled from the dusty trenches of an archaeological site.

"It's got every constructivist symbol possible," Perez marvels.

More symbols are incised on a 5 1/2-foot-tall snowy marble sculpture by Fonseca, which stands sentinel a few steps outside the front door.

Perez is eager to champion another artist from Uruguay, the lesser-known Jose Cuneo whose reputation rests on his 1930s paintings of expressive scenes of lonely ranches dwarfed by the eerie glow of a huge crescent moon.

"This is one of my very favorites," he says, standing before the brooding and bizarre Cuneo moonscape.  "I love the way you see the trees moving in the coming storm.  It's very van Gogh-ish.  It just hits you."

Other works in Perez's collection subvert their European ties and are more tropical, as luxuriant as the ripe pomegranates and bananas in an exquisite 1940s drawing by Cuban modernist Amelia Pelaez, produced after the artist returned to Havana from studying in Paris.

"To me this says sensuality.  Some of her [paintings of] interiors don't do anything for me, but the moment I saw this I wanted to have it," he recalls.  "It has a sexual exuberance."

CONTEMPORARY, TOO

The lively contemporary side of his collection, which includes a conceptual "good luck charm" by Miami-based artist Ruben Torres Llorca, also springs from long family ties.

In 1959, Perez's family briefly returned to Cuba but "lost what they came to get," he says, after Fidel Castro came to power.  They fled to Bogota, where his father ran a branch of an American pharmaceutical company and Perez attended high school.

Money was too tight to collect art then, but "I remember going to innumerable gallery exhibits," Perez says.  "They were fun.  I liked some of the cutting-edge things you were starting to see."

Perez later attended Miami-Dade Community College and the C.W. Post College on Long Island.  And though art remained mostly out of reach, it was not out of sight.  While other students decorated their dorm rooms with rock band posters, Perez put up a poster of Picasso's "Guernica."  About this time he also bought his first artwork.  It was, he recalls, "a great Miro lithograph.  It was $150 and that was a fortune."

The Miro still hangs in his office, alongside a vast, verdant landscape by contemporary artist Tomas Sanchez.

"I think the process of collecting, for me, is almost as important as the art," he says.  "It's definitely almost as pleasurable--the research, the books, seeing how the artists progressed in their techniques.

"I don't think a museum curator can describe better than you what you like.  So you have to take information from them, but at the same time if it doesn't mean anything to you personally, then you are just collecting for someone else or to show off."

He searches the room for an example to illustrate his point.

"I love these apples by Botero," he says, referring to an amber-tinted still life in his dining room that picks up the dark, rich finish of the antique mahogany table.  "But I also know I have been following Botero for a very long time.  This is an important piece.  The brush strokes are much rougher than when he finally generates his way of painting."

These days, Perez busies himself following new artists in the galleries--much to the delight of the gallery owners.

"I am the worst guy," he says with a chuckle.  "Every time I go I end up with something.  Other people can just look at something and say, "It's great," but I am a collector.  I have to have it."

Monday, April 15, 2013

Miami Art Critic Elisa Turner Begins Second Chapter of Memoir

Yes, I know that I promised to take myself out of the headlines for this post, but, well, as we all know, things don't always go the way you planned them. Life has a way of getting in the way of big ambitions. Since my last blog post in July 2012, I have been extremely busy with all sorts of personal and professional issues that just did not allow me the time for blogging. 

I am quite excited that I have signed up for yet another Memoir Writing Workshop at The Writers Institute of Miami Dade College. This workshop will be taught by Rosecrans Baldwin, May 8 - 11, 2013. Check out more about The Writers Institute of MDC at www.flcenterlitarts.com

Nevertheless, now that I am back blogging, this post will include both "vintage blogging" as well as new material from the second chapter of my memoir.

FIRST THINGS FIRST:  MORE VISUAL ARTS NEWS ABOUT MIAMI

ART@WORK Presents Light Boxes, Exhibition of Works by Miami Artist Kevin Arrow. On view April 1 to June 7, 2013.
This should be a wonderfully artcentric event, and I certainly hope my readers will attend! Opening reception is 7-9 p.m. Friday, May 3, at Art@Work, 1245 Galloway Road (87th Avenue), Miami (Free parking is available across the street at the Central Bible Assembly of God on opening night.) It's possible to see this exhibit weekdays 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. by appointment. Email is artatwork@bellsouth.net or phone is 305-264-3355.  As the press release tells us, "Kevin Arrow lives and works in Miami. He has studied studio art, anthropology, Tibetan and Bhutanese design and painting, photography and graphic design in the United States and India." Moreover, as I know for a fact, his totally intriguing art has been featured at the Museum of Contemporary Art in North Miami, Bass Museum of Art, Carol Jazzar Contempory Art, and many other places.

Kudos to Rene Morales of Miami Art Museum for curating "Kimsooja: A Needle Woman," which I reviewed for the October 2012 issue of ARTnews. The John Simon Guggenheim Memorial Foundation recently announced that Kimsooja is one of 175 Guggenheim Fellows for 2013. She won in the field of Creative Arts - Film and Video. Fellowships were awarded to scholars, artists and scientists, chosen this year from a group of almost 3,000 applicants. For more info, see www.gf.org/fellows/current/

Here's my ARTnews review:  (copyright Elisa Turner)

South Korean artist Kimsooja's subversively poetic exhibition, "Kimsooja: A Needle Woman," combined performance art with multichannel video installations to document how congested cities are transforming the globe.  Organized by Miami Art Museum associate curator Rene Morales, it highlighted the destructive consequences of an expanding international urban population.

In A Needle Woman (1999-2001), eight silent, synchronized videos capture busy city streets in Cairo, Delhi, Lagos, London, Mexico City, New York, Shanghai, and Tokyo.  Life in some cities appears more comfortable than in others: smog coats Shanghai, and Delhi laborers struggle with cargo, while New Yorkers strut around in fancy sunglasses.  In each video, the artist stands at the screen's center with her back to viewers.  Her straight black hair flows down her spine in a ponytail.  Passersby ignore or jostle her; others stare crudely or laugh.  A car nearly hits her but she doesn't flinch, her rigid posture recalling the fearless performances of Marina Abramovic.  Like a compass needle always pointing forward, the steady form of her body against the urban mayhem is a testament to personal courage.

A Needle Woman's eight videos were divided into two galleries and separated by a "buffer zone" that showed two single-channel videos on opposite walls.  In A Needle Woman (Kitakyushu), 1999,  the artist lies prone on a large boulder as clouds drift above her.  The work's idyllic setting in a Japanese city known for its prominent steel industry underscores the fragility of earth's natural resources in the face of industry.  This was echoed in A Laundry Woman (Yamuna River, India), 2000, in which the artist watches debris floating in the sacred, but polluted, Yamuna River.  A "needle woman" indeed, Kimsooja gracefully stitched together moving portraits of an embattled planet.


Current working title: WHERE IS THE GIRL I USED TO KNOW? MY LIFE IN MIAMI AS A JOURNALIST AND ART CRITIC, A Memoir by Elisa Turner copyright Elisa Turner

Chapter Two

Once we settled in Miami in the scoring hot summer of 1984, all the summers thereafter would be insufferably sticky scorchers, especially when I was pregnant.  When I would gripe about how weird I thought Christmas lights looked on palm trees, family and friends would roll their eyes.  "There are no seasons here," I complained.  "Yes, there are. They are just more subtle," people would say.  "Well, yes, there are two," I would snap.  "Hot and REALLY hot."

My first weeks in a place I would later learn had been christened "the Magic City" were not magical at all.   Since the previous owners of our vintage cottage in Coconut Grove were not yet ready to leave the home they had lived in for years, we set up temporary camp in an apartment belonging to Eric's sister across the street from the Kendall campus of Miami Dade College--or Miami Dade Community College, as it was known then.  How ironic, in a way, that this is where I have been teaching since 2009 for around 10 to 15 hours a week, now that my newspaper days are over for good. Because of ongoing health issues, I can't hold down a full-time job and now could certainly not do all the driving I once did as art critic for The Miami Herald, not to mention the overseas travel. 

When I drove to Miami Dade College from my current home in Coral Gables for my job interview, once again I was back in that Kendall neighborhood during a blazing summer day.  The intense Miami sunlight glared so brightly on cars parked on this commuter campus that it hurt my eyes and gave me a headache.  When I returned a few days later to fill out more paperwork, I wore a broad-brimmed straw hat and sunglasses.  I stopped by an office to get directions to a specific building and then asked for a campus map, which I received from someone who gave me the directions but wasn't sure I really needed a map.  He assumed I wouldn't be returning to campus since I looked like "a lady from Coral Gables."  "Oh, no," I replied, "I'm going to work here!"

But during that summer over 20 years earlier, we were more or less camped out in a confusing maze of boxes stacked throughout a Kendall apartment.   Apparently all the boxes that the movers had packed up in our Brooklyn  apartment and carried down the many steps to that moving van on Berkeley Place had reached Miami, but I still could not open the contents of most of them to make sure everything had arrived safely.  I had to trust that the dismantled parts of our tenement table and Shelbyville bedroom suite had indeed come along for the ride with our other belongings.  Eventually I would see everything all put back together, as Eric and his family kept assuring me.

In this small apartment, we did open a few boxes so that we could give ourselves some semblance of a daily routine.  Tucked somewhere in the barely organized mess were my beloved winter clothes in shades of deep purple, cranberry, and forest green.  They included sweaters, scarves, and the new royal blue wool coat I had bought shortly before we left New York, wanting to make sure I would have some elegant cold weather attire when I returned for what I had the audacity to hope would be frequent visits.  That coat, with its dated 1980s shoulder pads, still hangs in my closet.  I have worn it so infrequently that a fine layer of dust covers the coat's bulky shoulders, making its heavy royal blue fabric look a bit anemic.  Now the garment I had once thought so stylish betrays the laughable similarity to padding for a NFL linebacker.

Once I became pregnant and was the mother of two small children, frequent trips to New York from Miami were an impossible dream.  After more or less getting used to life in this city where, as a long ago tourist brochure once boasted, "summer spends the winter," I found to my chagrin that I had little wish to battle the weather in wintry New York again.  The few winter clothes I still possessed were hopelessly out of style, and many of the others I had packed so carefully for their long trip to Florida I no longer owned.  Not only did they look ridiculously dated, but they took up too much space in my closet. I gave boxes of them away to church-operated thrift shops.

During the day, while Eric was gone to his new job working with a family medicine physician in his office a few minutes away from our Kendall apartment, I moped around this temporary "home." It was furnished in classic 1970s décor, with screamingly loud "touches" of avocado green, yellow, and orange wherever I looked.  This color scheme made my eyes hurt.  When I tried to go outside to escape it, the humid heat hit me like a brick wall.  You could practically see heat waves boiling up from the concrete sidewalks and parking lot surrounding the apartment complex.  I do not see how Henry James could have written a novel in this place! In fact, on the hottest days of that summer, I swear I saw shimmering bands of heat coiling up from the roof of a parked car, distorting the air with queasy waves and slow wiggles.

Unlike Brooklyn and my beloved Manhattan, there was really no placed for walkers in the city to explore these outer reaches of Kendall, a sprawling suburb of Miami where we were temporary residents for a few weeks.  Kendall seemed like such a wasteland to me then, with one nearly identical strip mall and apartment complex after another.  I must say it is not all that different now, except that there's just more  of this urban sprawl, especially given how real estate prices have climbed so high over the years in Miami's tourism and real estate-driven boom 'n' bust economy.
 
Yes, of course there are real neighborhoods in Kendall, but these can rarely be glimpsed when one navigates the busy six-lane highway of SW 104th Street running past the apartment complex where we first lived when we  moved to Miami.  A sidewalk next to this street, where cars whiz past, did and still does connect the apartment complex to a small mall opposite MDC, the favored short-hand name for this school now.  When I first moved to Miami, I would occasionally venture out to that mall.  All the sun, heat, and noise during that short walk to pick up some groceries or fruitlessly look for a copy of The New York Times made me more homesick than ever for New York.  Now I think college students can congregate there to grab a latte at Starbucks, but of course back in 1984 Starbucks didn't exist.

Usually these brief outings on what passed for a sidewalk on a block in Kendall left me more cross and out-of-sorts than ever.  I missed my friends in New York, I missed my favorite restaurants and bookstores, and I missed the fascinating sense of discovery that a walk down almost any Manhattan block would deliver.  Hot and sweaty, I trudged back to our temporary home, carrying a bag of groceries with instant coffee, sugar, and half-and-half to support my caffeine habit, which I still possess, and a carton of Tropicana orange juice for Eric.  No cans of frozen orange juice concentrate for this Florida boy! When we first met in college, he was appalled to learn that once upon a time I had actually liked Tang, the orange drink of 1960s era astronauts, which my mom would serve us for breakfast in Shelbyville.  I had never tasted fresh orange juice, and I thought Tang was a fun alternative to those chilly cylinders of frozen orange juice concentrate that would plop heavily out of their icy cans into a pitcher of cold water, after we extricated them from our freezer.

When I opened the door to our Kendall apartment, I was glad at least to escape the relentless summer sun for the blast of cool air from our air-conditioned home for the moment.  Ok, so maybe Henry James could have liked air-conditioning now and then if he had spent much time in the summer in Venice, but I am quite sure he would not have liked living among stacks of brown cardboard boxes and trying to make dinner in an avocado green kitchen.  Thankfully, that summer the Olympics were being broadcast from Los Angeles.

I have never been much of a sports fan, but I do like watching some Summer Olympics sports, especially synchronized swimming, gymnastics, and diving.  Diving and gymnastics especially always remind me now, as they did then, of ballet.  So at least if I could not watch Baryshnikov or Peter Martins whirl through the air in person anymore, that summer there was the fabulous diver Greg Louganis to watch on TV.  And guess what? Although he graduated from college at University of California, Irvine, he had attended University of Miami! So, as I recall, local TV stations seemed to give his spectacular diving wall-to-wall coverage.  I had lots of chances to watch him, as well as other uncommonly toned and graceful divers, take running leaps off the diving tower and then fold his body into an impressive variety of shapes, almost like calligraphy in motion, before dropping headlong into the sparkling pool, toes pointed to perfection, creating barely a splash of water.

Years later, I would occasionally be reminded of those days, when I took my children for swimming lessons at the University of Miami swimming pool, where I saw a mural of Louganis and other famous athletes who had trained there.  I may also have briefly recalled my rocky introduction to life in Miami when I negotiated the traffic on SW 104th Street to visit Miami Dade College Kendall campus art gallery in order to review an exhibit there for The Miami Herald.  I'm sure I drove past that apartment complex, but I don't remember if I thought too much about our brief life there.  Most likely I would have been thinking about the constant pressure of newspaper deadlines, what to cook for dinner that night, and calculating how long I should spend at the gallery taking notes so that I could still pick up my kids on time from school.  I might have also been chastising myself about recently having arrived breathlessly with my son to his orthodontist's office, thinking that we were finally on time only to learn that his appointment had been the day before.

About the time Greg Louganis won his famous gold medals for spring board and tower diving, our Kendall sojourn ended, so we could finally begin our new lives in Miami in earnest.  With lots of help from Eric's friends and family, we eventually moved all those boxes to our new home in Coconut Grove on Royal Palm Avenue, about five minutes away from the pink house on Natoma Street where Eric had grown up and where my in-laws still lived with the family matriarch, Mama.

While we were sorting out the logistics of this new life, I began my new job, teaching one course at
8 a.m. in writing, for freshmen at University of Miami.  Desperate for at least some professional activity and identity when it was clear our move to Miami was going to happen, I had sent my resume/CV to the novelist Evelyn Mayerson in the University of Miami English Department.  She was in charge of hiring for the freshman writing classes.  In my cover letter and newly revised resume for life as a displaced New Yorker, I played up my teaching experience as a grad student at University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, where as a teaching assistant for the English Department I had taught classes in writing for freshmen.  Additionally, I had worked as a "style grader" for the UNC School of Business, meeting students enrolled in the MBA program for tutorials about the stylistic and grammatical deficits in their papers, which had also undergone what was called "content grading" by business professors.  To my surprise, I discovered that at least one MBA student thought that writing a sentence meant starting with a capital letter and then cramming together logic-defying strings of words into a chunk of prose that ended with a period halfway down the page.  Despite my earnest attempts to persuade this student, whose earning potential was at least a zillion times more than mine would ever be, that this notion of sentence structure produced a mind-boggling mess, I do not think I really made much of a dent changing his already ingrained "style."
TO BE CONTINUED